A sarcastic and semi-evil girl who's goal in life is to avoid jail. She enjoys prankery and bright colors. WARNING!!: May take out all enemies, even if that means making the mayor her puppet...
Alli--
A mean and snooty alligator who wears a lot of make-up. She enjoys being mean to Vala and saying "graaaagh"
Pekoe--
A very nice bear who's Vala's best friend. She likes to practice Chinese traditions and saying bud.
Lobo--
A grouchy wolf who sometimes assists Vala in mischief (especially if it involves Peanut). He enjoys laughing at other peoples pain and saying ah-rooooo.
Peanut--
A PINK squirrel who tries to be a rebel, but lacks the right...character. She enjoys hiding under trees and saying slacker.
Cousteau--
A frog who at first appears French, but Vala has concluded he changed his name to make him less "Chinese" (his house is proof, and his mustache was probably curled). He enjoys singing and saying oui, oui.
Dizzy--
A happy-go-lucky elephant who might have a crush on Vala. He enjoys writing poetry and saying woo-oo
Merry-
A crazy cat and is the latest edition (as of 6/22/10) of Team Distortion. She enjoys tying people up and saying mweee
Ankha-
An Egyptian cat who's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. She likes to ride in her boat to her private island and saying me meow
Lori-
Vala's 10-year-old sister who is a Twilighter. She's staying with Vala for two weeks (as of Day 3) while their parents are in Spain. She enjoys hanging out with Peanut and sitting on the roof.


