Aaaahhhhh...nothing like a good cup o' joe! Operation Alli was a complete success. Kapp'n continued to flirt shamelessly with me and Merry, Lobo delivered the painting, and now we're sitting at the Roost!
I've decided to do some more solo pranks. And I have a SWEET idea in mind; make the town MINE. I basically will make Mayor Tortimer my puppet! But first I have to join the town council...how am I supposed to do that? I guess making Phyllis or Pelly sick would work, or injuring Copper. I have time to think about it.
Tonight I plan to customize Ayame. I have to dig some holes, put down some tiles, and carve some rock. In every town I live in, I mark my territory. I'll carve a cave, I'll carve my initials into a rock, etc... but I need a "Best Friend". Lobo and Merry wont cut it; I need someone sweet and someone to cry into...I have an idea...
Tuesday
Day 2: Early Sabotage
Today has been FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!11
So first, I start off in the morning with a nice breakfast of pears and pond water. I don't know why, but the water was strangely delicious. Then I noticed that everyone got water from the same pond (the one by a museum), so I'm hoping that they fill up pitchers of water instead of...*gulp*...drinking it like animals in the wild. I took a COLD bath by the waterfall. And let me just tell you, I'm going to eventually BUY a bathtub, but for now I'll just plant trees around my favorite spot to bathe (western edge by the cliff+shallower than other parts=bathtub). I was lucky enough to have brought one of my fabrics to use as a towel. I would've had to throw rocks at the tailors' window!!
It was quarter to 8, and so I started to attempt at fishing. It wasn't by brightest moment. I caught maybe a carp, a black bass, and a tire. Then I got REALLY bored and started to go around with my shovel hitting the rocks. Then this really weird thing happened when I hit one and MONEY FELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! I kept hitting it (probably like, 7 times) and I got MONEY!!!!!!! A grand total of 8,100 bells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that the clock chimed 8 times and I meandered on over to Tom Nooks (Lobo and I weren't planning to go to the city until noon). I bought a net and a blue lava lamp. I was hoping to find a table or refrigerator, but nope. How am I supposed to store stuff?? What if I don't have one by the winter and my water supply freezes over!?AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Never the less, I decided to "socialize". I first talked to Merry, the newest member of Ayame, who is also craaa-zzyyyy.
Me: Hey Merry, welcome to Ayame! I'm Vala.
Merry: Thanks! I'm Merry.
Me: Cool. So uh, how are you doing?
Merry: Oh fine, fine. Wait, you're Vala, right? I heard a rumor going around that you and Lo-a friend-are going to do something devious to Alli! I was talking about it to my reading group, and we want in!
Me: Oh um...crap Well, Team Distortion isn't prepared to have anymore members. Sorry.
M: Team Distortion? I thought your team would be a little more...frightning.
Me: You'll have to put in a request through my department.
M: Yeah. Lobo's house is only a hop, skip, and jump away.
Me: Fine, if you want to join, go find Lobo and bring him to my house. I'll be waiting.
M: Great! Be right over.
So I waited and waited, and I'm thinking how long is this gonna take?? Then I hear a strange knock on the door, it was like "dee-do-do--de-da" and then I heard Merry say "nectarine" in a hushed tone. I was laughing when I opened the door, but I almost screamed when I saw Merry and Lobo.
PEKOE HAD LOBO TIED UP AND HAD TAPE OVER HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: MERRY!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
Merry: He said he didn't want to come, so I-- *I saw Alli trying to listen in and pulled the two in and locked the door*
Me: Shhh!!! Do want the entire town thinking we're mentally unstable??
Mer.: No no, but I buried pitfalls around him, so when he fell in, I tied him up. Then he started to threaten to tell Copper the guard, so I taped his mouth.
Me: Uh-um... Lobo needs to be able to talk...so let me just carefully take it off...
Lobo: *rip* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Merry! What did you do that for??!!
M: It would've hurt him more if you took it off slowly!
Me: Still, he's my co-captain, hence MY responsibility!
M: Sorry...
Me: Please go upstairs and wait for me and Lobo to make up our minds.
M: Cool guys! Later!
The conversation between me and Lobo:
Me: What do you think? Should we keep her?
Lobo: No way! She KIDNAPPED me!
Me: Which is exactly why we should get her! She can do all of the kidnapping, stalking, and dirty work for us!
Lobo: True. I'm very hard to tie up...*smirks and waggles his eyebrows*
Me: *with no expression* Super. But what do you think? Should we?
Lobo: Sure, why not. Call her down.
Me: MEEERRR-RRRYYY!!
So when she came down, we told her she could join. Then once she promised to keep our secrets, she started talking 60 mph about passwords, oaths, mottos, public speaking, and knocks. So this is what we came up with:
So first, I start off in the morning with a nice breakfast of pears and pond water. I don't know why, but the water was strangely delicious. Then I noticed that everyone got water from the same pond (the one by a museum), so I'm hoping that they fill up pitchers of water instead of...*gulp*...drinking it like animals in the wild. I took a COLD bath by the waterfall. And let me just tell you, I'm going to eventually BUY a bathtub, but for now I'll just plant trees around my favorite spot to bathe (western edge by the cliff+shallower than other parts=bathtub). I was lucky enough to have brought one of my fabrics to use as a towel. I would've had to throw rocks at the tailors' window!!
It was quarter to 8, and so I started to attempt at fishing. It wasn't by brightest moment. I caught maybe a carp, a black bass, and a tire. Then I got REALLY bored and started to go around with my shovel hitting the rocks. Then this really weird thing happened when I hit one and MONEY FELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! I kept hitting it (probably like, 7 times) and I got MONEY!!!!!!! A grand total of 8,100 bells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that the clock chimed 8 times and I meandered on over to Tom Nooks (Lobo and I weren't planning to go to the city until noon). I bought a net and a blue lava lamp. I was hoping to find a table or refrigerator, but nope. How am I supposed to store stuff?? What if I don't have one by the winter and my water supply freezes over!?AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Never the less, I decided to "socialize". I first talked to Merry, the newest member of Ayame, who is also craaa-zzyyyy.
Me: Hey Merry, welcome to Ayame! I'm Vala.
Merry: Thanks! I'm Merry.
Me: Cool. So uh, how are you doing?
Merry: Oh fine, fine. Wait, you're Vala, right? I heard a rumor going around that you and Lo-a friend-are going to do something devious to Alli! I was talking about it to my reading group, and we want in!
Me: Oh um...crap Well, Team Distortion isn't prepared to have anymore members. Sorry.
M: Team Distortion? I thought your team would be a little more...frightning.
Me: You'll have to put in a request through my department.
M: Yeah. Lobo's house is only a hop, skip, and jump away.
Me: Fine, if you want to join, go find Lobo and bring him to my house. I'll be waiting.
M: Great! Be right over.
So I waited and waited, and I'm thinking how long is this gonna take?? Then I hear a strange knock on the door, it was like "dee-do-do--de-da" and then I heard Merry say "nectarine" in a hushed tone. I was laughing when I opened the door, but I almost screamed when I saw Merry and Lobo.
PEKOE HAD LOBO TIED UP AND HAD TAPE OVER HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: MERRY!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
Merry: He said he didn't want to come, so I-- *I saw Alli trying to listen in and pulled the two in and locked the door*
Me: Shhh!!! Do want the entire town thinking we're mentally unstable??
Mer.: No no, but I buried pitfalls around him, so when he fell in, I tied him up. Then he started to threaten to tell Copper the guard, so I taped his mouth.
Me: Uh-um... Lobo needs to be able to talk...so let me just carefully take it off...
Lobo: *rip* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Merry! What did you do that for??!!
M: It would've hurt him more if you took it off slowly!
Me: Still, he's my co-captain, hence MY responsibility!
M: Sorry...
Me: Please go upstairs and wait for me and Lobo to make up our minds.
M: Cool guys! Later!
The conversation between me and Lobo:
Me: What do you think? Should we keep her?
Lobo: No way! She KIDNAPPED me!
Me: Which is exactly why we should get her! She can do all of the kidnapping, stalking, and dirty work for us!
Lobo: True. I'm very hard to tie up...*smirks and waggles his eyebrows*
Me: *with no expression* Super. But what do you think? Should we?
Lobo: Sure, why not. Call her down.
Me: MEEERRR-RRRYYY!!
So when she came down, we told her she could join. Then once she promised to keep our secrets, she started talking 60 mph about passwords, oaths, mottos, public speaking, and knocks. So this is what we came up with:
TEAM DISTORTION POLICIES:
Password: Hammerhead
Motto: "Peace in Ayame Will Be No More!"
Emblem:
Knock: One knock
I don't think Lobo was entirely thrilled with the idea of turning this into a club sort of thing
After that, the clock chimed noon. Me and Lobo grinned and told Merry really quickly what to do (just somehow tie up Redd and blindfold him). And she also said that at home she had some extra jack-o-lantern helmets to disguise us. We used my blank pattern and carefully traced our emblem onto it. We even got assigned code names! I'm V-honey, Lobo is Moony, and Merry is Cashew. We then set off. I told everyone to put on normal clothes for the bus rides so that Kapp'n wouldn't get tipped off.
Once the city pulled into view, I got kind of nervous--we were committing a serious crime! But there was no way we could get caught! We were even wearing gloves with Alli's fingerprints! (Don't ask. Basically, I snuck behind the desk in town hall and rummaged through Alli's files during coffee break). But I still worried...
Everyone got their uniform on, then it was GO TIME. Merry talked about money and looking for a painting outside his door, and Redd came running out as if bees were chasing him. Merry tied him up and blindfolded him, and took him down the stairs by the grate. She gave me and Lobo the all clear signal, and we snuck into is shop.
He had a beautiful Dynamic Painting, and I had to resist taking it for myself, but Lobo must've read my mind and said "Good thing is this is probably a forged copy". That made me feel a little less nervous. He stood guard while I carefully removed one of my gloves and stuck my fingernail beneath the painting. I moved my hand around the edge, and after a half was loose, I pulled it clean out. I ran out and grabbed Lobo. I whistled to Merry and said "Cashew! It's time to go!" in a really low voice. She kissed Redd on the ear and ran away with us.
We changed in the alley way next to the HRA building. I changed into an airy Twinkle Shirt and Star Hairpin. I told them to meet my by the fountain as I signed up for the HRA.
LYLE NEEDS TO TAKE AN ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE!!!!!!!
We left incognito. More updates later (I'm writing this on the bus)...
Monday
Day 1: A New Beginning ~continued part III~
Okay! Got MAJOR idea for Project: Alli! So I went to the city (the bus driver was flirting with me--CREEP-O) and when I arrived, my mind went numb--THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS!!!! I was put into such a good mood that I even went into the GracieGrace place. And lemme just tell you...until they have a 75% off sale, I'm not goin' back! BUT, I did check out the other stores. I would have my hair changed, my fortune read, my shoes shined, etc., etc. IF I actually had money, but listen to this: I was walking in the opposite direction and a found my black market guy!
It was a fox called Crazy Redd and I almost bought a painting from him but then I remembered that I had no money. He was super annoyed, but then when he started to panic real bad when someone knocked on the door. He must've thought it was the police...then I got my BRAINWAVE!!!
OPERATION ALLI: MISSION?: FRAMING !!
Step1: Distract Redd and bring him outside of the store--far enough away I can easily get out without notice
Step2: Nab painting (without frame), roll up, and escape!
Step3: Go see Lloid the Gyroid and go to checkroom, then place painting in random slot (avoid numbers 1-5 and 15-16)
Step4: Avoid Redd. Visit someplace to throw potential threats off-guard.
Step5: GO HOME. ACT NORMAL.
Step6: Go and get painting from cabinets, hide painting in a letter.
Step7: Use your ally and make him/her give it to her and say it's from a "secret admirer"
Step8: If police ask about anything, subtly hint about checking Alli's house.
Step9: SUCCESS!!
Now the only problem is finding a possible ally...can't be Pekoe (too nice/naive), can't be Peanut (hate her, not bright, later pranking victim, etc.), Dizzy (also too nice), Cousteau (unlikely to do something this mischievous).
OK, so I have a possible option for an ally (Note to Self: Think of Team Name...must be able to spread fear...): Lobo. He definitely has the personality and aggression to do so, but would he? Hmmm....I'll ask. I won't even post yet, but I'll take the laptop with me in case. I don't need Peanut thinking that "I didn't want this".
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SUCCESS x2!!!!!!!!!!
We're going to start the project tomorrow. I really hope no one in town reads this blog. Well...no one has a computer so..
But I have a list of things to accomplish this week:
>Find new bed: current one to small/hard
>Buy kitchen: can't live off of pears and fish cooked over an illegal fire
>Get more clothes: uniform is ugly; clothes I came in were itchy; shirt found at lost and found emphasizes the wrong parts...
>Get back at Peanut as well as Alli: can't let her off the hook
It was a fox called Crazy Redd and I almost bought a painting from him but then I remembered that I had no money. He was super annoyed, but then when he started to panic real bad when someone knocked on the door. He must've thought it was the police...then I got my BRAINWAVE!!!
OPERATION ALLI: MISSION?: FRAMING !!
Step1: Distract Redd and bring him outside of the store--far enough away I can easily get out without notice
Step2: Nab painting (without frame), roll up, and escape!
Step3: Go see Lloid the Gyroid and go to checkroom, then place painting in random slot (avoid numbers 1-5 and 15-16)
Step4: Avoid Redd. Visit someplace to throw potential threats off-guard.
Step5: GO HOME. ACT NORMAL.
Step6: Go and get painting from cabinets, hide painting in a letter.
Step7: Use your ally and make him/her give it to her and say it's from a "secret admirer"
Step8: If police ask about anything, subtly hint about checking Alli's house.
Step9: SUCCESS!!
Now the only problem is finding a possible ally...can't be Pekoe (too nice/naive), can't be Peanut (hate her, not bright, later pranking victim, etc.), Dizzy (also too nice), Cousteau (unlikely to do something this mischievous).
OK, so I have a possible option for an ally (Note to Self: Think of Team Name...must be able to spread fear...): Lobo. He definitely has the personality and aggression to do so, but would he? Hmmm....I'll ask. I won't even post yet, but I'll take the laptop with me in case. I don't need Peanut thinking that "I didn't want this".
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SUCCESS x2!!!!!!!!!!
- Lobo has agreed to being my ally! When I asked, he said that he really didn't like Alli because she made fun of his family (awww...he stands up for his sister, Note to Self: Find out name of mysterious sister!), and I even showed him my blog, so I'm sitting on his couch while he's reading over my shoulder.HEY LOBO YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE ROSES.
Don't write that!...Hey! Stop writing what I'm saying!
- Team name decided! We are now known aaaaaasssss:
Team DISTORTON!!!
It was either that or Team Treachery, and that's really corny. But we were going to combine our names, but with that we came out with Team Lola. We're going to start the project tomorrow. I really hope no one in town reads this blog. Well...no one has a computer so..
But I have a list of things to accomplish this week:
>Find new bed: current one to small/hard
>Buy kitchen: can't live off of pears and fish cooked over an illegal fire
>Get more clothes: uniform is ugly; clothes I came in were itchy; shirt found at lost and found emphasizes the wrong parts...
>Get back at Peanut as well as Alli: can't let her off the hook
Day 1: A New Beginning ~continued part II~
I'm done...finally....
That was absolute TORTURE!!!!!!!! I had to deliver stuff to ungrateful animals and put something "catchy" on a bulletin board! How does everyone else do it?? But I'm alive...and in dire need of
walked by her she would call my name, but then say something like "What do you think of my outfit?...Oh good! I don't want to look like someone who wears uniforms..." or even worse "Do...YOU...under-STAND?...yes, yes I do...Oh. I thought that you were stupid and really super dumb. Everyone knows that girls like you aren't the brightest..."
That was absolute TORTURE!!!!!!!! I had to deliver stuff to ungrateful animals and put something "catchy" on a bulletin board! How does everyone else do it?? But I'm alive...and in dire need of
SEMI-HARMLESS
PRANKERY!!
Step 1: Find your target. Make it someone who DESERVES some payback!
I either will do Peanut or Alli. Alli is probably WORSE than Peanut. Whenever I
walked by her she would call my name, but then say something like "What do you think of my outfit?...Oh good! I don't want to look like someone who wears uniforms..." or even worse "Do...YOU...under-STAND?...yes, yes I do...Oh. I thought that you were stupid and really super dumb. Everyone knows that girls like you aren't the brightest..." I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE!!!!!!!
But, I don't know if Alli would be a threat or not, so I'll save my WORST for her! So what to do what to do...I need inspiration. I'll just visit the city, I'm sure some black-market people know how to majorly irk people!
I know I could always put this on Facebook, but I don't have one. I'll write a majorly long post when I get back!
Day 1: A New Beginning ~continued~
SUCCESS!!! THE HOUSE IS MINE! PEACE IN AYAME WILL BE NO MORE!!!!!
Here's how it went down: The pelican called me up
Pelican: Hello! Welcome to the Ayame Town Hall! How may I help you?
Me: Uh yeah, I just moved here. This annoying cat on the bus told me to go here.
Pelican: Oh of course! You're the new girl, Vala, right? I'm Pelly, let me welcome you to Ayame!
Me: Thanks. So about my housing issues...is that empty one by the bridge for sale?
Pelly: Actually it is, along with three others in different locations. Feel free to check them out! The landlord, Tom Nook, will be at each one.
Me: Good lord there's a landlord...
So I left and ran to MY house to make sure I didn't miss any leaky pipes or something. It was weird...no pipes. Wait...WHERE AM I GOING TO SHOWER!! I have to ask Tom Nook again...great.
So after I left the house, a fat raccoon greeted me
FatRaccoon: Well well, you like this home, yes?
Me: YES YES! Just hand over the keys and no one will get hurt...
FR: But before I give you the house, we must go over some things first!
Then he went ON and ON and ON about taking care of my house, making money and working at his store. I am NOT working there. I'd rather paint my house neon GREEN than work for him!
...
But he said either I work for him or I never buy anything, never upgrade, and never go to the city. That is one sick raccoon!
So now I'm hiding in my house sitting on a froggy chair that was given to me (and also makes me sound like I'm cutting the cheese non-stop). So I went by his store, hoping to seem "eager", because I learned that if you appear eager or happy, they'll be nicer to you. I even put my hair in pigtails! I got there, and was looking for a store, but all I saw was a shack. Then I saw the sign. Oh no...this IS the store! I walked in (careful not have the roof collapse on me) and Fat Raccoon Guy (F.G.R) welcomed me in.
FRG: Oh good you're here! Now before I put you to work, I want you to change into the uniform.
Me: No way! Can't I just wear what I'm wearing now? I'll even staple some straps on!!
FRG: Nope, everyone has to. So come on now, put it on!
I made him turn around when I forced it over my shirt. I was sweating my brains out! He told me that "I was made for that shirt". YEAH RIGHT. So first I had to meet & greet everyone. Oi vey.
I like:
Then I had to write a letter to Lobo thanking him for spending his precious time and money on that greedy fat raccoon guy(his new initials are GFRG), and then I delivered something to Alli, and in return she gave me this chair.
NEED. RACOON BREAK!! I don't even know his name!!
I better get up and work on my job...
AND FIND SOMETHING NOT GREEN!!!!!!!!!1
Here's how it went down: The pelican called me up
Pelican: Hello! Welcome to the Ayame Town Hall! How may I help you?
Me: Uh yeah, I just moved here. This annoying cat on the bus told me to go here.
Pelican: Oh of course! You're the new girl, Vala, right? I'm Pelly, let me welcome you to Ayame!
Me: Thanks. So about my housing issues...is that empty one by the bridge for sale?
Pelly: Actually it is, along with three others in different locations. Feel free to check them out! The landlord, Tom Nook, will be at each one.
Me: Good lord there's a landlord...
So I left and ran to MY house to make sure I didn't miss any leaky pipes or something. It was weird...no pipes. Wait...WHERE AM I GOING TO SHOWER!! I have to ask Tom Nook again...great.
So after I left the house, a fat raccoon greeted me
FatRaccoon: Well well, you like this home, yes?
Me: YES YES! Just hand over the keys and no one will get hurt...
FR: But before I give you the house, we must go over some things first!
Then he went ON and ON and ON about taking care of my house, making money and working at his store. I am NOT working there. I'd rather paint my house neon GREEN than work for him!
...
But he said either I work for him or I never buy anything, never upgrade, and never go to the city. That is one sick raccoon!
So now I'm hiding in my house sitting on a froggy chair that was given to me (and also makes me sound like I'm cutting the cheese non-stop). So I went by his store, hoping to seem "eager", because I learned that if you appear eager or happy, they'll be nicer to you. I even put my hair in pigtails! I got there, and was looking for a store, but all I saw was a shack. Then I saw the sign. Oh no...this IS the store! I walked in (careful not have the roof collapse on me) and Fat Raccoon Guy (F.G.R) welcomed me in.
FRG: Oh good you're here! Now before I put you to work, I want you to change into the uniform.
Me: No way! Can't I just wear what I'm wearing now? I'll even staple some straps on!!
FRG: Nope, everyone has to. So come on now, put it on!
I made him turn around when I forced it over my shirt. I was sweating my brains out! He told me that "I was made for that shirt". YEAH RIGHT. So first I had to meet & greet everyone. Oi vey.
I like:
- Pekoe
- Dizzy
- Cousteau
- Alli
- Peanut
- Lobo
Then I had to write a letter to Lobo thanking him for spending his precious time and money on that greedy fat raccoon guy(his new initials are GFRG), and then I delivered something to Alli, and in return she gave me this chair.
NEED. RACOON BREAK!! I don't even know his name!!
I better get up and work on my job...
AND FIND SOMETHING NOT GREEN!!!!!!!!!1
Day 1: A New Beginning
This is being written on a MacBook while sitting in town hall.
THE CAT WOULD NOT SHUT UP!!!!
I was sitting trying to rest my eyes (I'd been traveling since six this morning, and it was four thirty in the afternoon), but this blue cat wouldn't stop asking questions about "why I was moving" and "where I was going". He even asked me where I was living! Is he a stalker or something!? But finally the bus driver pulled over to this tiny little platform and dropped me off. I ran off the bus, reeeaaalllyyy hoping Rover (the cat) wasn't following me.
The cat ROVER told me to go to the "town hall". What kind of town still has a town hall? But I have to admit, it has a certain charm about it. I was walking aimlessly, hoping to bump into the town hall, but I had to stop at a river. As I was debating cutting down a tree with my Swiss Army Knife to make a raft, but then this pink squirrel ran up to me and started a conversation.
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Pink Squirrel: Hi there! Are you new to Ayame??
Me: Yes. Did you follow me from the bus stop or something?
PS: AHAHAHA NO SILLY! I know everyone here, and I definitely do not know YOU. I'm Peanut!
Me: Sounds like a chihuahua name...
Peanut: What?
Me: Nothing! But uh, I'm Vala. Hey, is there a bridge around here, or do I have to swim across?
P: ...If you go waaayyy over in that direction and go down *points over behind her* , you'll see a walkway down the cliff. Go down there and keep walking right, you'll hit a bridge. Then you go across that and up is the town hall! Easy!
Me: The map says there's a bridge a few yards from here.
P: OH YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT! Anyhoo, see ya later!
I DISLIKE HER MUCH.
So I went down and across the bridge (and noticed that the grass had triangles on it) and found the town hall. I also passed an empty house, so when no one was looking, and took a peek inside. It was very homely, with a green wall paper and wood floors. I hope it's available, it's really nice, and seems to be at the center of town. EXCELLENT!! This will be the center of all major (and minor) mischief in Ayame!
MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!1
Oh I gotta go. A pelican is calling me over.
THE CAT WOULD NOT SHUT UP!!!!
I was sitting trying to rest my eyes (I'd been traveling since six this morning, and it was four thirty in the afternoon), but this blue cat wouldn't stop asking questions about "why I was moving" and "where I was going". He even asked me where I was living! Is he a stalker or something!? But finally the bus driver pulled over to this tiny little platform and dropped me off. I ran off the bus, reeeaaalllyyy hoping Rover (the cat) wasn't following me.
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Pink Squirrel: Hi there! Are you new to Ayame??
Me: Yes. Did you follow me from the bus stop or something?
PS: AHAHAHA NO SILLY! I know everyone here, and I definitely do not know YOU. I'm Peanut!
Me: Sounds like a chihuahua name...
Peanut: What?
Me: Nothing! But uh, I'm Vala. Hey, is there a bridge around here, or do I have to swim across?
P: ...If you go waaayyy over in that direction and go down *points over behind her* , you'll see a walkway down the cliff. Go down there and keep walking right, you'll hit a bridge. Then you go across that and up is the town hall! Easy!
Me: The map says there's a bridge a few yards from here.
P: OH YEAH!! THAT'S RIGHT! Anyhoo, see ya later!
I DISLIKE HER MUCH.
So I went down and across the bridge (and noticed that the grass had triangles on it) and found the town hall. I also passed an empty house, so when no one was looking, and took a peek inside. It was very homely, with a green wall paper and wood floors. I hope it's available, it's really nice, and seems to be at the center of town. EXCELLENT!! This will be the center of all major (and minor) mischief in Ayame!
MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!1
Oh I gotta go. A pelican is calling me over.
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